Hey Carl, thinking in terms of cavitation of airflow, how does this idea sound. A hollow probe, BUT, instead of just drilling it per se, use a round dremmel type bit and only going as far as necessary to meet up with the port opening. Basically, like porting and polishing on a hot rod engine.
My minds eye has a perfectly smooth air pathway. Take more work to do, but perhaps the benefits would be similar to your oil can set up, and slightly more practical.